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Friday, 11 December 2009 12:49

Somebody has just suggested that the ACC may need to introduce CATEGORIES for the new Integrity Awards. While PROFESSOR ELDRED JONES was a logical choice - in future we may have sub-categories like

 

INTEGRITY I N SOCCER - F.C. Johansson who've attended tournament after tournament without losing one ABSCONDING player…

ALMOST BUT NOT QUITE CAUGHT HER AWARD

Haja Afisatu 'Fish' Kabba who has apparently hidden Alpha Fishing Company's load of contraband fish under her mafeleh (ha! ha!)

AN IMMOVABLE ROCK ON THE BENCH

JUSTICE TOLLA THOMPSON whose personal integrity does not stretch to reusing himself from discussion of constitutionality of a LAW (Criminal/Seditious Libel) which he gleefully used just a few years ago (against Paul Kamara).

HOUSE ON THE HILL AWARD How many times has 'ownership' of GBENIKORO MANSION changed hands? Please let's ask JOHNSEN MARRAH…

DISAPPEARANCE ACT AWARD goes to Logus Koroma; not exactly accused of CORRUPTION - but still sacked anyhow.

Of course we don't want the ACC to become another AWOL night… But brave individuals like BERNADETTE COLE (who banned two radio stations and down the consequence) and POO AND WEE surely have a TENACITY and INTEGRITY in their own way - let's hail them too!

 
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