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Whoops! Sama Banya Does It Again! Print E-mail
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Friday, 09 April 2010 14:43

“His senior editor Olu Gordon is no different and once took a most crude and disgusting swipe at Professor Eldred Jones blindness. The last time I heard about Olu he was reported to be very seriously ill nad about to give up the ghost. The irony is that with his age and his disability Professor Eldred Jones is physically active. New Vision - April 7, 2010.

We already know that our Ancient Venerable Sage is slightly hard of hearing... This is probably how he got the misleading information he writes above...

IDLE SLPP SUPPORTER: Den say dat boy, Olu Gordon nar Peep sick bad bad wan.

POO-AND-WEE: Yes, I know say nar bad boy.

IDLE SLPP SUPPORTER: No sir, I said he’s ill.

POO-AND-WEE: Pill? what kind of pill is he on?

IDLE SLPP GUY: No, den done fly am go London

POO-AND-WEE: So nar die e dae die eh?

SLPP GUY: Some tem

POO-AND-WEE: Great! New story idea for my next column.

NOTE: Since this OLD man has a habit of embarrassing himself, it should come as no surprise that contrary to the ill wishes of certain mischevious medical practictioners, our senior editor O.R. Awoonor-Gordon returned to Freetown, in relatively good health, on Sunday March 20, 2010 ‘Let No-One Write His Epitaph’ (ha! ha!)

 

 

How Poo-And-Wee And All Sierra Leoneans Are Related

 

So Sir Sama is also ‘Uncle’ of our distinguished President?

But wasn’t he also ‘Uncle’ to the former President, Alhaji Dr.Ahmed (Ahmad) Tejan (kabba) Kabbah?

This is slightly unusual since former Prezzo Kabba-Kabbah reportedly came from Kailahun (via mother) and Kambia ultimately via Guinea (his dad). Currently prezzo Koroma comes from Bombali.

But our president was apparently using the term ‘Uncle’ in a more extended African sense. Dr. Banya used to sit (and presumably BORE) our current president’s father.

In that sense Dr. Sama Banya spans boundaries of Tribe, Region, Religion and Caste.

He is a TRUE Sierra Leonean and BORES everyone; without fear or favour.

So in that sense he’s everybody’s UNCLE... Here is his family tree...

 

 
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